Top 10 things I can't wait to do after the baby is here. (In order of importance)

1. Sit in a whirlpool/hot for hours.

2. Watching where I shave. Versus the blind swipes resulting in one bloody shaver. (TMI....sorry!!)

3. Relish a fruity mixed drink.

4. Sleep while laying flat on my stomach. (I cannot fathom this.)

5. Walk without alternating a hip before each step. (I think they call this waddling.)

6. Get dressed without a series of moans, groans, & gasps for air.

7. A day without pregnancy jokes & slams. (i. e., "Are you having twins?" and "Come on, fat girl."

8. Shopping for real clothes. The bigger the clothes, the uglier they seem to be.

9. A stop to this itching MADNESS. From the toes on my feet to my shoulders, there is not a place that hasn't been scratched or dug at. My skin looks like a war zone for hundreds of insects.

10. DIETING!!!!!!!!!!!! (yea right?!)